A Modest Proposal

Nancy and Harry and Barack aren’t as dumb as they look. The Democrats, and, to their credit, half of the Republicans, in Congress may have stumbled onto a way to pay off the deficit and provide free health care and college educations and energy for everyone. It’s so simple, so obvious once you see it.

Tax the unpopular!

In the upcoming census, which is to be contracted out to ACORN and overseen by Rahm Emanuel, get everybody’s opinions of their neighbors, collate the results and raise the taxes of the unpopular to 90%. That would not only solve the fiscal problem, but it would motivate the citizenry to be nice. It may not be possible to make us all love our neighbor, but you could sure make everybody pretend to love their neighbor.

And the tax wouldn’t be applied to current income. It would be applied retroactively to the previous 4 year’s income, since that’s when those rotten bastards were making themselves so unpopular. Why limit ourselves to employees of AIG? Let’s tax the crap out of everybody we don’t like! Watch out, Rush Limbaugh, you SOB! We’re comin’ for your money!

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1 Response to A Modest Proposal

  1. Rico says:

    I see you’re getting your angst in a bunch…it’s hard to enjoy reality when you’re not…anyway, hope all is well in mrrrrbrough…

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