Let’s Hear It for the Jews!

My former wife Susan, the mother of all four of our children, has a framed photograph on her wall, of her grandmother’s or great-grandmother’s wedding, I’m not sure which. There is Hebrew writing all around the outside of the picture. My son and his Jewish girl friend were over one day, and she said, “Oh, I didn’t know you were Jewish?”

Susan’s last name is Prugh which is an Anglicized version of the family’s real German name Brugh. My guess is that Susan is indeed Jewish, and that her kinsfolk back in Great Britain changed their name in order to assimilate, a common practice among Jews living in England.

So that means our kids are Jewish. When I first heard about this, very recently from my youngest son, I momentarily thought that that meant that I was Jewish too! I was quickly disillusioned as I realized that it wasn’t about me. Anyway, I am jealous.

I’ve been reading Christopher Hitchens’ autobiography, Hitch22, A Memoir. He found out that his mother was Jewish when he was middle-aged. Her mother’s family had changed their name, and his mother was determined that her children would become part of the British upper class.

So their Jewishness was hidden. Once he had found it out, he went to visit his Jewish grandmother. She told him all about it. She said that she had always seen it in him and his brother because they had the “Jewish brains”.

I want Jewish brains. I am a Jewophile. Hitchens says that the reason that the Jews are, and have always been, so hated is because they saw through both Jesus and Mohammed, and have never been forgiven for it.

This is why I love the Jews:

The first century sage Rabban Yochanan ben Zakkai once said: “If you should happen to be holding a sapling in your hand when they tell you that the Messiah has arrived, first plant the sapling and then go out and greet the Messiah.” An old Jewish story tells of a Russian Jew who was paid a ruble a month by the community council to stand at the outskirts of town so that he could be the first person to greet the Messiah upon his arrival. When a friend said to him, “But the pay is so low,” the man replied: “True, but the job is permanent.”

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5 Responses to Let’s Hear It for the Jews!

  1. Dave Prugh says:

    Nick,

    The name Prugh actually was Anglicized from Bruch. Conrad Bruch immigrated from the Salzburg, Austria area to Maryland back in the early 1700s and settled in an area that was populated mostly by English people. When Conrad died, his widow Anglicized the name so that she and her children could more easily assimilate. To the best of my knowledge, neither Conrad Bruch nor any of my ancestors between him and me were Jewish. It is possible that another branch of his family tree converted to Judaism between 1705 and now though.

    Dave Prugh

  2. Dave Prugh says:

    On the other hand…

    I hadn’t thought of this until I read this discussion. It is also possible that Conrad and his family were Jewish and that, somewhere between him and me, one of his progeny converted to Christianity. However, all of the material that I have seen indicates that the Bruchs… and, hence, the Prughs… were Christians.

    Dave

  3. Flesh says:

    “I want Jewish brains. I am a Jewophile.”

    Philosemitism is the flip side of antisemitism in that it sets up essentialising, idealising stereotypes which Jews will fall short of, and be blamed for falling short of.

    Discuss.

  4. Brandon says:

    As far as Jews being hated world-wide for seeing through Mohammad and Jesus …. when on our retreat to Auschwitz, my Judaic wife and I were told by the guide as we walked through the Graveyard in Krakow, that long ago, the King of Poland invited the Jewish Community to settle in Poland, and gave them a nice area near Krakow, and told them they could charge interest in their money transactions. Charging interest was forbidden (and probably looked upon with disdain) for the rest of the population … the “locals”.
    That seemed to be a good reason for eventual local animosity to me. Don’t know why the Jewish Brains didn’t see through that obvious set-up.

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